April 20, 2014   17 notes

(Oh goodness. That scene was a ton more consentual in the books. Ewwww TV show. )

April 19, 2014   26 notes
April 19, 2014   17 notes

Reblog and WIN!

jvan-arts:

reblog for an entry to win your choice (one of 11) of designs valued $10-$15.

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Reblog now through Sunday April 20 for one chance to win!  

Visit my Etsy shop and use the Sale code. And this Royal Baubles coupon code  can be used at checkout will get you a sale discount:

SPR15OFF            SALE Starts Thursday the 17th and runs through Sunday April 20th 8pm! 

Winners will be picked on Monday the 21st. 

(via ehbeesea3)

April 19, 2014   42 notes
April 18, 2014   199 notes

A PATRON SAYS THEY’D LIKE TO “RENT” A BOOK

librarianproblems:

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meh - if a patron uses the wrong terminology I am not at all bothered.  It is far too easy to get bogged down in jargon in this profession.  I’ll probably reply with the right words (“I’d like to rent these books” “sure, just come on over to the desk and I’ll check them out for you.  Your loan period is three weeks.”), but I wouldn’t make them use them before I served them.  That’s just being pedantic.

April 17, 2014   41 notes
I just discovered my phone has a pedometer so naturally I lifted my phone up and down over 200 times so my phone won’t think I’m lazy.

I just discovered my phone has a pedometer so naturally I lifted my phone up and down over 200 times so my phone won’t think I’m lazy.

April 17, 2014   36 notes

You got a fast car, but is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision. Leave tonight or live and die this way.

April 16, 2014   56 notes

So I just got a new phone (RIP old phone) and my new camera has a “beauty” mode. I think it really captured the beauty.

April 15, 2014   128 notes

I just did something terrifying and exciting and huge that I can’t talk about on tumblr (yet) but if you guys would please wish me good luck I would very much appreciate it.

April 15, 2014   58 notes

Kaylee asked me to look at her so I gave Kaylee a weird bug eyed stare and she said it was the best thing ever and has been asking me to give her “that weird stare thing” again.  Naturally I started talking in an alien/robot voice and told her I was taking her to the mothership.  As I walked upstairs, carrying Kaylee (who was laughing, before y’all think I traumatized my children), I said “beloved-unit.  The Kaylee-unit has discovered that I am an alien so I am taking her to the mothership!”

Pippa, without missing a beat, picked up the alien/robot voice and said, “oh good.  You got one.  Bring her to the mothership.”

April 15, 2014   175 notes

ackb:

What if we’re not broken? What if we are amazing? What if we’ve been powerful the whole time and didn’t even know it?

(via mar-see-ah)

April 15, 2014   33 notes
deadstaplers:

Today the library introduced Stapler 42.

Rest in Peace, Stapler 42

deadstaplers:

Today the library introduced Stapler 42.

Rest in Peace, Stapler 42

April 15, 2014   41 notes
Happy Ides of April to you too, mother nature.

Happy Ides of April to you too, mother nature.

April 13, 2014   42 notes
my best game ever.  I have to preserve it for posterity/bragging rights.

my best game ever. I have to preserve it for posterity/bragging rights.

April 10, 2014   10 notes