September 17, 2014   17 notes   

Dudes, there is a kid at Kaylee’s school with a Y in his name and in his acrostic he wrote “Yellow is my fourth favorite color!”

I love kids

September 17, 2014   29 notes   
Kaylee 
Kind 
American 
Yucky 
Exciting 
Emerald Lover

Kaylee
Kind
American
Yucky
Exciting
Emerald Lover

September 17, 2014   42 notes   
malindalo:

On Wednesday, Sept. 24, I’ll be speaking at the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis, IN, at 6 p.m., followed by a book signing. The event is free and open to the public! Please come by if you’re in Indy…

y’all, I think driving 3.5 hours after work for the tail end of a book signing is a hair too far for me so if any of you are near Indianapolis you should go to this and enjoy the whole darn thing and know that I’m jealous of you.

malindalo:

On Wednesday, Sept. 24, I’ll be speaking at the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis, IN, at 6 p.m., followed by a book signing. The event is free and open to the public! Please come by if you’re in Indy…

y’all, I think driving 3.5 hours after work for the tail end of a book signing is a hair too far for me so if any of you are near Indianapolis you should go to this and enjoy the whole darn thing and know that I’m jealous of you.

September 17, 2014   59 notes   

Do y’all ever think about the fact that the words which you carefully craft in your head and then flow from your brain to your fingers and onto tumblr have been read by someone while they’re pooping?

September 17, 2014   74,934 notes   

breelifts:

socialjusticekoolaid:

Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

(via keepyoursky)

September 16, 2014   244 notes   

You can tell this guy isn’t really Robin Hood because he looks nothing like a fox.

September 16, 2014   34 notes   
See? So pretty. And I forgot which pen it was in to begin with, hence the orange “S” up top. I had to get an orange ink for Kaylee, obviously.
Like - I thought I was going to hate this ink because online it looks sooooo pink? But the girls loved it so I tried it. And I’m in love. Rose brown.
(That pen, though.  Ugh.  You can see how scratchy it is on the l in least.  It is desperate for a new nib.)

See? So pretty. And I forgot which pen it was in to begin with, hence the orange “S” up top. I had to get an orange ink for Kaylee, obviously.

Like - I thought I was going to hate this ink because online it looks sooooo pink? But the girls loved it so I tried it. And I’m in love. Rose brown.

(That pen, though.  Ugh.  You can see how scratchy it is on the l in least.  It is desperate for a new nib.)

September 16, 2014   21 notes   
So I used to be a pretentious fountain pen user and I think I might be becoming one again?  And I bought myself a sample of this ink and I wrote four letters and sent them out into the world and this picture doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more of a roseish brown?  I can’t even tell you.  mar-see-ah can when her letter arrives but oh em gee this ink.  This mother effing ink!

So I used to be a pretentious fountain pen user and I think I might be becoming one again?  And I bought myself a sample of this ink and I wrote four letters and sent them out into the world and this picture doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more of a roseish brown?  I can’t even tell you.  mar-see-ah can when her letter arrives but oh em gee this ink.  This mother effing ink!

September 16, 2014   14 notes   

NGL, guys, I read this whole post thinking they meant Predators not, ya know, sexual predators. And in my head I was all “Why does tumblr not like that weirdo alien hunters are sex positive?”

In other news Brandon recently discovered I haven’t seen any of the Predator movies and he’s fixing it. So. That’s coloring my worldview right now.

(note: that first link is a paragraph discussing sexual predators.  So - trigger warning for that!)

September 14, 2014   28 notes   
"Look mom! I cut off a piece of me for you to eat!" 
“Can I take a picture of this?”
“Yes, but I’m going to pretend to eat the piece of new in the picture but it’s really for you to eat.”

"Look mom! I cut off a piece of me for you to eat!"
“Can I take a picture of this?”
“Yes, but I’m going to pretend to eat the piece of new in the picture but it’s really for you to eat.”

September 14, 2014   95,186 notes   
thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via gingerarchivist)

September 14, 2014   60 notes   
September 14, 2014   19 notes   
Should we be concerned? Whose body does she own?

Should we be concerned? Whose body does she own?

September 13, 2014   12 notes   

“ Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy. ”

Crash Test Dummies

September 13, 2014   26 notes   
The fact that Bush didn’t go for the glorious pepertoire pun makes me seriously question their judgement.

The fact that Bush didn’t go for the glorious pepertoire pun makes me seriously question their judgement.