July 29, 2014   175,191 notes   

feministbatwoman:

<a chewbaccagaijin:

detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

#StraightWhiteEarthlingsTexting

And we write weird self insert fan fic about us getting together.

(via sslibrarianship)

July 28, 2014   22 notes   
Sooo… Stephen Colbert said that California was set in California and Eden Lepuki didn’t correct him? But I don’t think it is. They drove away from LA and it sounded like they were headed toward the Southern Midwest? But what do I know. 

I kept waiting for the book to make it explicit but they never did? Unless I missed it. 

Anyway - I think the book was named after the California ideals? But not after where they were located.

Sooo… Stephen Colbert said that California was set in California and Eden Lepuki didn’t correct him? But I don’t think it is. They drove away from LA and it sounded like they were headed toward the Southern Midwest? But what do I know.

I kept waiting for the book to make it explicit but they never did? Unless I missed it.

Anyway - I think the book was named after the California ideals? But not after where they were located.

July 28, 2014   57 notes   

So my coworker was complaining about how in Boston everything is all Paul Revere all the time. “Paul Revere slept here!” “Paul Revere walked on this street!” “Paul Revere pooped in this bathroom!” and so now she was sick of Paul Revere… So she went on vacation and this is what she came back to.

July 28, 2014   37 notes   
136 cars in this train so far. Kaylee is being a good counter.

Eta IT STOPPED!  It&#8217;s just sitting there! Pippa things we&#8217;re going to be stuck here for the rest of our life with this train not moving in front of us. And did they ever return? No, they never returned and their fate is still unlearned (poor old pirates) they will sit forever at the train crossing they&#8217;re the family who never returned!

136 cars in this train so far. Kaylee is being a good counter.

Eta IT STOPPED! It’s just sitting there! Pippa things we’re going to be stuck here for the rest of our life with this train not moving in front of us. And did they ever return? No, they never returned and their fate is still unlearned (poor old pirates) they will sit forever at the train crossing they’re the family who never returned!

July 28, 2014   12 notes   
July 28, 2014   44 notes   

So yesterday Brandon broke his foot and I was going to stay home today to drive him to doctors but the doc wants the swelling to go down first so he’s going in tomorrow so I’m working today (gots to save the sick time because this will be a long recovery) and I have the most competent 7 year old in the world who has promised me she will take good care of her father and her sister so he isn’t walking but OH EM GEE y’all it’s taking all I have to sit here and not walk out the door and go home and take care of them.

breathe

y’all Brandon will text me if he needs me.  I can calm down, right?

July 27, 2014   39 notes   
Pro tip, if you are going to be spending way too long in a waiting room with children? Bring gummy bears. The girls are telling long involved stories about bears exploring the woods and they usually end up exploring a cave and being eaten.

Pro tip, if you are going to be spending way too long in a waiting room with children? Bring gummy bears. The girls are telling long involved stories about bears exploring the woods and they usually end up exploring a cave and being eaten.

July 27, 2014   52 notes   
July 26, 2014   61 notes   
I&#8217;ve got her back! It&#8217;s ridiculous how much I cried at that airport picking her up.

I’ve got her back! It’s ridiculous how much I cried at that airport picking her up.

July 26, 2014   60 notes   

Do you ever have one of those nights where your arms make no sense? How have I been sleeping with these things my whole life? Where do they go?

July 25, 2014   14 notes   

mborgomani said: Happy birthday!!! <3

Thank you thank you thank you!

July 25, 2014   29 notes   

4.5% of the way through 50 Shades and the only non white character just tried to sexually assault the main character. Insert all the eye rolls here.

July 25, 2014   573 notes   

brianmichaelbendis:

1984 - Cloak & Dagger Portfolio Part #1

Cloak and Dagger arb

(Source: marvel1980s)

July 25, 2014   32 notes   
Pippa and Brandon made me Nutella cheesecake (with an Oreo crust) breakfast in bed

Pippa and Brandon made me Nutella cheesecake (with an Oreo crust) breakfast in bed

July 24, 2014   47 notes   

I’ve tried to read 50 shades 3 times before and never gotten past that first chapter. I am pleased to report that I have finished chapter one and I’m not dead yet! Ranganathan give me strength, why am I reading this?