August 31, 2014   20 notes   

The girls are giving each other grass massages. Idk…

August 29, 2014   8,004 notes   

officialnatasharomanoff:

girls don’t want boys girls want deaf clint barton to be incorporated into the mcu

(via goodlyrottenapple)

August 29, 2014   34 notes   

I just broke my toe tripping over Brandon’s walking cast

I didn’t really. I’m sure I just jammed it and I’m being over dramatic. But ya think that’d get me in an Alanis Morissette song?

August 27, 2014   42 notes   
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

August 27, 2014   38 notes   

Brandon might be getting his cast off today and I am so excited for random creepy strangers making gross domestic violence jokes at us. “Did you forget to put your shoes on before kicking her?” “Lemme guess, you cheated and she broke your foot!” etc. Shut up.

August 27, 2014   38 notes   
My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

August 27, 2014   84 notes   
Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

August 25, 2014   60 notes   

avocadosalad said: I didn’t realize there were people that thought two spaces were proper. It’s wrong! I equate it w people making their essays look longer.

Well, whippersnapper, back in my day we were taught to use two spaces because that’s how the typewriters did it so why change a good thing? People less than a decade under me probably don’t have this problem - I’m a dying breed.

August 25, 2014   46 notes   

Dudes, I’ve been trying for years to insert only one space after a period and I don’t think it’s ever going to happen.  I am going to be a two spacer for life.  I am, however, getting good at finishing documents and setting it to find ”  ” and replace with ” “.

August 25, 2014   31 notes   
So I grabbed a thing of lotion from the box of random free samples of Lotion/old hotel lotion I keep in the bathroom. Later that night I was SO ITCHY. I just figured out why…

So I grabbed a thing of lotion from the box of random free samples of Lotion/old hotel lotion I keep in the bathroom. Later that night I was SO ITCHY. I just figured out why…

August 25, 2014   22 notes   

The tumblr app does this thing where it sends a picture to tumblr but my phone thinks it is still sending said picture and while later a second copy of said picture shows up on tumblr?  And my phone still says it’s uploading the snuggle party photo from earlier so y’all might get a second copy of that and I’ve got STUFF TO DO today so I’m only popping by right now during my break to say that I’m sorry if that shows up again but I’m not really because that was a picture of the best thing in the world so enjoy it if it comes up again.  You’re welcome.

ETA NEVERMIND!  It was taking hours to upload my ridiculous post about lotion from before work this morning!  

August 25, 2014   56 notes   
Do I really have to go to work?

Do I really have to go to work?

August 24, 2014   32 notes   
The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

August 23, 2014   35 notes   
Four peas in a pod

Four peas in a pod

August 23, 2014   12 notes   

Ugh, Buttercup is the worst.