February 2012
I feel now is a good time to remind people:
mar-see-ah: It’s the INTERNET and your mom circa 1995 was right and not everyone is who and what they claim to be. Okay OKAY I admit I am not really your adorable younger librarian sister. I’m a fraud. I pay these random cute neighborhood kids to pretend to be my children a la Help Wanted Kids and I spend my days trying to think of interesting things that might be happenning to me if I...
Feb 11th
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So - the other day I had a raspberry truffle cake ball and just now I read a post on my dash about someone being so totally over cake balls and now all I can do is think, “cake ball, cake ball, CAKE BALL!” Or really any sort of chocolately cake thing would make me happy.  Anybody feel like stopping by the library with a big chocolate raspberry cake for me?  In ball or cake form -...
Feb 11th
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So ... Ser Loras/Renly is basically canon, right?
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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There is a big part of my soul that believes that...
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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On days when I stay home with the girls, I need...
Because otherwise sitting down to dinner I realize I haven’t eaten all day and it’s too late to prevent the incoming migraine.
Feb 8th
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So ... my children just had a screaming fight...
Kaylee claims only she and Pippa are being followed by aliens. Pippa claims I am being followed too. Brandon (who is acting as Skinner to this Mulder/Scully combo) says that “if Pippa says mommy is being followed then we should proceed as if she is just to be on the safe side.”
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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needtherapy replied to your photo: Halloween edition milk. Still on the shelf at… You have Meijer in Illinois? I love Meijer (err…despite the old milk, although, I suppose if it’s within it’s expiration date, I might be more worried by how long Nesquik chocolate milk can stay good)! They make the best chocolate-chip cookies! Yes!  I LOVE MEIJER!  And I was on my phone so I don’t...
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Important fact of the moment
Pippa pronounces “Koala” like “Kolala”
Feb 7th
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So Kaylee overheard something about a cat that was...
And that would have led to a dark dinner conversation except she wanted to know what portured means and wouldn’t let us define tortured instead. She got SO ANGRY at us. (insert video of Lewis KC arguing with his daughter about pig newtons vs fig newtons here)
Feb 7th
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Wait, TONIGHT is the World Premiere of The Voice?
I swear I’ve been seeing commercials for that show for years
Feb 6th
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And a random world peace
I mean - I’m a fan of world peace and all but it came outa nowhere. Overall I liked it.
Feb 6th
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Like a Prayer always makes me cry
And I am also always a fan of a good gospel style choir
Feb 6th
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Ok, I'm always a fan of a good drum line.
Feb 6th
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Is this Greek or Egyptian Mythology?
That guy has Loki horns and those guys look Roman.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 5th
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I asked Pippa what she wanted for snack
“A biiig cup of ranch!”
Feb 5th
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Ok, so Brandon and I were talking about whether...
And I was all, “let me warn you - I can’t even make it through the trailer without getting all verclempt. I mean - last night I was scrolling through my dash when a gif of Katniss screaming ‘I VOLUNTEER!’ came up and I started crying!” Except I wasn’t. I couldn’t even tell him what I saw on my dash because even remembering that gif got me choked up. ...
Feb 5th
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Guys, I'm raising a little Machiavelli. This same...
K: Pippa, can I have the doll you're playing with right now?
P: No!
K: Let's play a game! Pippa, say "Kaylee, here. Have this dolly."
P: Kaylee, here. Have this dolly.
(Kaylee takes the doll and Pippa is happy.)
Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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“Kaylee went to the store and she bought candy COMMA cheese COMMA apples COMMA...”
– Kins pointed to a comma and asked what it was so we had the comma talk (with necessary mini rant about the imortance of the Harvard Serial Comma) and this was her example sentence of how to use a comma properly.
Feb 4th
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Famous Short Stories Reimagined as Insults:
mar-see-ah: Hips Like White Elephants A Derrière as Big as the Ritz A Perfect Day for Being an Asshole What We Talk About When We Talk About Losers The Douchbag Flowers for A Germ-ridden Monster The loser The Tell-tale Whore (clearly I am not as good at this as Marcia but y’all should join in)
Feb 3rd
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“I don’t like wearing my glasses all the time because when I am wearing...”
– So I’ve been worrying about whether glasses for Kaylee is the right thing because my mom always said that when she got her glasses she was SO happy because suddenly she could SEE, ya know?  But Kins won’t say if her glasses make her see better, she doesn’t understand clarity and...
Feb 3rd
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“Of course, that’s the magic of Dr. Seuss’ books, or any good fiction. The real...”
– Mulberry Street May Fade, but Mulberry Street Shines On by Michael Winerip I’m not a huge Seuss fan but this moved me.
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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“The Smalljon bludgeoned Ser Raymond Frey across the face with a leg of mutton.”
– HECK FREAKING YES. GO DOWN FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE, SMALLJON!
Feb 2nd
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Guys, I have been being dreadfully slow in my...
I am almost to the crimson celebration. Like … they’re at the twins and it happens tomorrow. I don’t know if I can handle this a second time.
Feb 2nd
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reblog if you always skip the second chapter of...
wecouldliveonthesun: fourteenacross: anachronistique: iliketodisco: yes we know that stacey has diabetes and that claudia hangs out with a bunch of losers even though she is genuinely cool Claudia’s closet is like the TARDIS of junk food. Perfect commentary is perfect XD And it’s also important to remind us who is best friends with whom and what all their special and unique talents...
Feb 1st
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January 2012
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I am so proud
Kaylee: Lets play Superhero Squad!
Pips: Ok, I wanna be WONDER WOMAN in her NEW CAPE!
K: But I wanna be Wonder Woman in her new cape!
Pips: Ok!
K: Why don't you be Spiderman in her new cape?
P: Because Spiderman does not WEAR A CAPE
Jan 31st
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Also before Superhero Squad we were playing the...
It was called “how many blankets can you pile on top of Mommy?” The answer is 7.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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My turn
(Oh em gee oh em gee oh em gee)
Jan 31st
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I just saw a thing for Toothy Tabs from Lush that...
All I could think about was President Snow.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Oh Em Gee
K: MOM!
LP: Yes?
K: I HAVE TO GET TO THE BATHROOM!
LP: GOGOGOGOGOGO!
K: COME CARRY ME!
LP (while running downstairs and across the living room to where she's on the floor): Honey, you're sick but not THAT sick! Why do you need me?
K: BECAUSE YOU RUN FASTER THAN I DO!
Jan 30th
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The Lancasters and the Yorks, for the record, both...
Red for the Lancasters and White for the Yorks.
Jan 30th
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“But the War of the Roses wasn’t named after the flower, right? It was...”
– Real actual historical fact that I really actually just used in a conversation about real actual history. I haven’t really slept much in 40 hours. That is my only defence.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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