January 2010
(I’m especially a loser because Brandon turns ancient at midnight)
(First baby born in Colorado in 1982! That’s my husband! Mr. Celebrity!)
“…I hope you will have a wonderful year, that you’ll dream dangerously and...”
– Neil Gaiman (via blog) (it’s his last year’s wishes, actually.) (via fyneilgaiman)
last year and the year before if I recall correctly.
You guys you guys you guys you guys
An hour and 10 minutes to go and all I can think about is sleep. How much of a loser am I?
December 2009
Also: Hurricane K and Rosa have me all hopeful. ...
I have 10 bucks, a craving for ice cream and...
suchas:
Suze, can I afford it?
Using my super-de-duper librarian skills I have deduced that no, you cannot afford it as it costs between $2,500 and $4,000 to get yourself a sloth.
(or did you mean some other Suze?)
Goodbye ... all of my coworkers who were here...
The children’s department is now manned solely by … ME!
Dance party, anyone?
Going out of town tomorrow so I was trying to use up all the leftovers in my house. I had 2 meals that were basically 3/4 of a lunch each. I brought them both and ate them both and I am SO FULL but I am sitting here thinking about the Milanos I also packed and debating if they will make me explode Monty Python style or not.
woah-oh-oh, silly camera phone!
Apparently I made a sideways baby. GO ME!
yosamanthrax:
librarianpirate:
yosamanthrax:
I WANNA PUT MY GLITTER EYESHADOW ON NOW!
So .. .I’m spending the evening packing and doing laundry, so this morning I said, “SCREW IT! I’m wearing glitter and a sparkly necklace to work and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop me!”
I am very proud of you! They would yell at me if I did that.
Tell ‘em to eff off!
yosamanthrax:
I WANNA PUT MY GLITTER EYESHADOW ON NOW!
So .. .I’m spending the evening packing and doing laundry, so this morning I said, “SCREW IT! I’m wearing glitter and a sparkly necklace to work and there’s nothing anybody can do to stop me!”
Well, Eric now has access to my tumblr
(via vindicatedc)
Tell him we say hi.
lemdi:
librarianpirate:
cutting die cut letters out of yellow paper. Is it just me or does that T look like something else?
Please tell me that you don’t have to make bulletin boards. I never want to make another bulletin board. Please, please tell me I won’t have to make bulletin boards.
The T was part of “Happy Retirement!” for a party. Carol makes displays that involve...
Business Ideas: Pun Edition
librarynth:
1. Donut Mind If I Do A coffee shop offering free donuts with purchase.
2. Donut Mind If I Do, Too A franchise of coffee shops offering free donuts with purchase.
3. Pastryarchy A feminist bakery.
Oh dear lord I want to take #3 and pretend it is my own. It will be a quaint little bakery with a coffee shop and an IN BAKERY LIBRARY of feminist tomes. We’ll also keep a few...
‘Baby-Sitters Club’ Returns With Prequel, Reissued... →
Oh thank god! Do you know how hard it makes my life/job that these books were out of print?
?
(also, is tumblr effing with anyone else? It says 5 new posts, I refresh … only 1.)
So both girls went to sleep at perfectly reasonable hours. My little insomniac climbed into bed at 8:00 and said she wanted to sleep! I was just about to feed Pips so I told her she could snuggle in and I’d be back in 10 minutes. She was asleep in 10 minutes. Crazy. Then I stayed up way too late watching the L Word while trying to get some laundry done but some jackass stole my laundry...
ALICE!!!
Just finishing up the L Word season 3. Alice needs a hug. So do I.
like hell, spontaneous
BTW
I love that the harpies have tagged Assweasels as often as they have.
Also, every time I write out ridiculous I'm...
So please forgive me if I have?
And … FIXED!
3 tags
Yes I'm ridiculous
But you’re YOU and that’s LOVELY!
Seriously, people. I hadn't realized how... bad...
sarahmc:
I truly feel like I’m going to barf. I’m actually embarrassed that everyone saw me looking this way this past week.
shh!
My coworker just said, “I’ve always thought the...
(but I didn’t)
President Obama leaves golf abruptly for ‘personal...
apsies:
brooklynmutt:
BreakingNews:
I hope everything is okay.
apparently it’s a family friend who was minorly injured.
1 tag
LB
(re: your tags – you’re one!)
I LIVE IN A CAGE BLAH BLAH
lenorebeadsman:
nb4r i am forever convinced that i am being watched and evaluated and that i am not living up to expectations and i will inevitably be punished. this is not healthy behavior.
(hi, me too)
(do you also sometimes think that random people might secretly be robots whose sole job is to WATCH and REPORT so that others may JUDGE? No? Just me?)
(nevermind)
There are clauses in our rental agreement that...
Tumblr dreams
hurricane-k:
I dreamt that WBBR, wooliebear, lenore, katoleary, joemuto, a number of other tumblrs who I can’t recall, and I produced and starred in a cult classic film wherein everyone was dressed up in horrifying, neon-colored teletubby-like plush costumes. Their identities were kept secret due to the costumes, but eventually WBBR had to reveal herself as the director for reasons I don’t...
geoffreyisworking:
novazembla:
librarianpirate:
No one really has a hankering for the Amalgam Universe. What you may think is a hankering for the Amalgam Universe is really just a hankering for poorly written, cheap fan-wankery. Nothing wrong with it, just make sure you know what you’re doing.
That being said— WANT. Especially in light of incidents such as my bookshelf almost falling...
3 tags
Hey, kids.
lemdi:
I, for one, am all for frosting vs. glaze on sugar cookies. Who’s with me?
What, you’re against just a simple dusting of sugar?
Dear Brother,
How can I obsessively check whether or not your flight is on time (srsly, I’m checking my parent’s flight every 5 minutes) if you don’t ever tell me your flight number? Or even what airline you’re on?
Qsie
Call me Pollyanna
But I wish we could all just get along.
I asked about Jaxon because I honestly didn’t know. I can’t seem to read back far enough to figure out what is going on. One of my children’s middle name is Sif, so mocking a child’s name would be me just inviting someone to say, “who do you think you are? A norse Goddess?”
also, who/what is jaxon?