Librarian Pirate

Apr 19

Reblog and WIN!

jvan-arts:

reblog for an entry to win your choice (one of 11) of designs valued $10-$15.

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Reblog now through Sunday April 20 for one chance to win!  

Visit my Etsy shop and use the Sale code. And this Royal Baubles coupon code  can be used at checkout will get you a sale discount:

SPR15OFF            SALE Starts Thursday the 17th and runs through Sunday April 20th 8pm! 

Winners will be picked on Monday the 21st. 

(via ehbeesea3)

Apr 18

A PATRON SAYS THEY’D LIKE TO “RENT” A BOOK

librarianproblems:

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meh - if a patron uses the wrong terminology I am not at all bothered.  It is far too easy to get bogged down in jargon in this profession.  I’ll probably reply with the right words (“I’d like to rent these books” “sure, just come on over to the desk and I’ll check them out for you.  Your loan period is three weeks.”), but I wouldn’t make them use them before I served them.  That’s just being pedantic.

Apr 17

I just discovered my phone has a pedometer so naturally I lifted my phone up and down over 200 times so my phone won’t think I’m lazy.

I just discovered my phone has a pedometer so naturally I lifted my phone up and down over 200 times so my phone won’t think I’m lazy.

You got a fast car, but is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision. Leave tonight or live and die this way.

Apr 16

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Apr 15

I just did something terrifying and exciting and huge that I can’t talk about on tumblr (yet) but if you guys would please wish me good luck I would very much appreciate it.

Kaylee asked me to look at her so I gave Kaylee a weird bug eyed stare and she said it was the best thing ever and has been asking me to give her “that weird stare thing” again.  Naturally I started talking in an alien/robot voice and told her I was taking her to the mothership.  As I walked upstairs, carrying Kaylee (who was laughing, before y’all think I traumatized my children), I said “beloved-unit.  The Kaylee-unit has discovered that I am an alien so I am taking her to the mothership!”

Pippa, without missing a beat, picked up the alien/robot voice and said, “oh good.  You got one.  Bring her to the mothership.”

ackb:

What if we’re not broken? What if we are amazing? What if we’ve been powerful the whole time and didn’t even know it?

(via mar-see-ah)

deadstaplers:

Today the library introduced Stapler 42.

Rest in Peace, Stapler 42

deadstaplers:

Today the library introduced Stapler 42.

Rest in Peace, Stapler 42

Happy Ides of April to you too, mother nature.

Happy Ides of April to you too, mother nature.

Apr 13

my best game ever.  I have to preserve it for posterity/bragging rights.

my best game ever. I have to preserve it for posterity/bragging rights.

Apr 10

So I was IMDBing Jewel Staite (as one does) and I saw that she played Amy Pond on Supernatural so I said to my coworker “I bet she dies!  I don’t know much about Supernatural but I know the women die!”  (two seconds of googling later) “Amy’s death drives a wedge between Sam and Dean.  Yup.  She’s dead.”

reason number 573 why you should never follow a link on tumblr that promises to be "really disturbing" -

(I opened it in a new tab and then didn’t look at it for 20ish minutes so I have no idea who I got the link from)