Librarian Pirate

Sep 17

malindalo:

On Wednesday, Sept. 24, I’ll be speaking at the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis, IN, at 6 p.m., followed by a book signing. The event is free and open to the public! Please come by if you’re in Indy…

y’all, I think driving 3.5 hours after work for the tail end of a book signing is a hair too far for me so if any of you are near Indianapolis you should go to this and enjoy the whole darn thing and know that I’m jealous of you.

malindalo:

On Wednesday, Sept. 24, I’ll be speaking at the Kurt Vonnegut Memorial Library in Indianapolis, IN, at 6 p.m., followed by a book signing. The event is free and open to the public! Please come by if you’re in Indy…

y’all, I think driving 3.5 hours after work for the tail end of a book signing is a hair too far for me so if any of you are near Indianapolis you should go to this and enjoy the whole darn thing and know that I’m jealous of you.

Do y’all ever think about the fact that the words which you carefully craft in your head and then flow from your brain to your fingers and onto tumblr have been read by someone while they’re pooping?

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Sep 16

You can tell this guy isn’t really Robin Hood because he looks nothing like a fox.

See? So pretty. And I forgot which pen it was in to begin with, hence the orange “S” up top. I had to get an orange ink for Kaylee, obviously.
Like - I thought I was going to hate this ink because online it looks sooooo pink? But the girls loved it so I tried it. And I’m in love. Rose brown.
(That pen, though.  Ugh.  You can see how scratchy it is on the l in least.  It is desperate for a new nib.)

See? So pretty. And I forgot which pen it was in to begin with, hence the orange “S” up top. I had to get an orange ink for Kaylee, obviously.

Like - I thought I was going to hate this ink because online it looks sooooo pink? But the girls loved it so I tried it. And I’m in love. Rose brown.

(That pen, though.  Ugh.  You can see how scratchy it is on the l in least.  It is desperate for a new nib.)

So I used to be a pretentious fountain pen user and I think I might be becoming one again?  And I bought myself a sample of this ink and I wrote four letters and sent them out into the world and this picture doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more of a roseish brown?  I can’t even tell you.  mar-see-ah can when her letter arrives but oh em gee this ink.  This mother effing ink!

So I used to be a pretentious fountain pen user and I think I might be becoming one again?  And I bought myself a sample of this ink and I wrote four letters and sent them out into the world and this picture doesn’t do it justice.  It’s more of a roseish brown?  I can’t even tell you.  mar-see-ah can when her letter arrives but oh em gee this ink.  This mother effing ink!

NGL, guys, I read this whole post thinking they meant Predators not, ya know, sexual predators. And in my head I was all “Why does tumblr not like that weirdo alien hunters are sex positive?”

In other news Brandon recently discovered I haven’t seen any of the Predator movies and he’s fixing it. So. That’s coloring my worldview right now.

(note: that first link is a paragraph discussing sexual predators.  So - trigger warning for that!)

Sep 14

"Look mom! I cut off a piece of me for you to eat!" 
“Can I take a picture of this?”
“Yes, but I’m going to pretend to eat the piece of new in the picture but it’s really for you to eat.”

"Look mom! I cut off a piece of me for you to eat!"
“Can I take a picture of this?”
“Yes, but I’m going to pretend to eat the piece of new in the picture but it’s really for you to eat.”

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

thefrogman:

Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]

(Source: sarahseeandersen, via gingerarchivist)

Should we be concerned? Whose body does she own?

Should we be concerned? Whose body does she own?

Sep 13

“Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.” — Crash Test Dummies

The fact that Bush didn’t go for the glorious pepertoire pun makes me seriously question their judgement.

The fact that Bush didn’t go for the glorious pepertoire pun makes me seriously question their judgement.

So I made the girls Blueberry herbal tea and Kaylee is pretending she’s drinking Twilight Sparkle’s blood and Pippa is pretending that she has mixed Pinkie Pie’s blood with Twilight Sparkle’s blood. It’s pretty gross.

So I made the girls Blueberry herbal tea and Kaylee is pretending she’s drinking Twilight Sparkle’s blood and Pippa is pretending that she has mixed Pinkie Pie’s blood with Twilight Sparkle’s blood. It’s pretty gross.

So the fountain I’m trying to Ingress at is currently a wedding

So the fountain I’m trying to Ingress at is currently a wedding