Librarian Pirate

Aug 01

I bought this nail polish yesterday because it is gorgeous but I didn’t notice the word “parfumerie” on there. I smell like rancid cotton candy and every time I move my hand the smell wafts around. My migraine headaches are triggered by smell more than anything and I think I’m going to pass out our throw up before the day is over. 

As soon as I get home I’m putting a few layers of top coat on to see if I can mask this and if not good bye beautiful new color.

I bought this nail polish yesterday because it is gorgeous but I didn’t notice the word “parfumerie” on there. I smell like rancid cotton candy and every time I move my hand the smell wafts around. My migraine headaches are triggered by smell more than anything and I think I’m going to pass out our throw up before the day is over.

As soon as I get home I’m putting a few layers of top coat on to see if I can mask this and if not good bye beautiful new color.

Why I love my job

Jul 29

“Life finds a way.” — We’re watching Jurassic Park. I love how Trans positive this movie is. The scientists forced all the dinosaurs to be female but life finds a way to let the dinosaurs be what they need to be.

feministbatwoman:

<a chewbaccagaijin:

detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

#StraightWhiteEarthlingsTexting

And we write weird self insert fan fic about us getting together.

(via sslibrarianship)

Jul 28

Sooo… Stephen Colbert said that California was set in California and Eden Lepuki didn’t correct him? But I don’t think it is. They drove away from LA and it sounded like they were headed toward the Southern Midwest? But what do I know. 

I kept waiting for the book to make it explicit but they never did? Unless I missed it. 

Anyway - I think the book was named after the California ideals? But not after where they were located.

Sooo… Stephen Colbert said that California was set in California and Eden Lepuki didn’t correct him? But I don’t think it is. They drove away from LA and it sounded like they were headed toward the Southern Midwest? But what do I know.

I kept waiting for the book to make it explicit but they never did? Unless I missed it.

Anyway - I think the book was named after the California ideals? But not after where they were located.

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136 cars in this train so far. Kaylee is being a good counter.

Eta IT STOPPED!  It&#8217;s just sitting there! Pippa things we&#8217;re going to be stuck here for the rest of our life with this train not moving in front of us. And did they ever return? No, they never returned and their fate is still unlearned (poor old pirates) they will sit forever at the train crossing they&#8217;re the family who never returned!

136 cars in this train so far. Kaylee is being a good counter.

Eta IT STOPPED! It’s just sitting there! Pippa things we’re going to be stuck here for the rest of our life with this train not moving in front of us. And did they ever return? No, they never returned and their fate is still unlearned (poor old pirates) they will sit forever at the train crossing they’re the family who never returned!

Apple Clafouti Recipe : Michael Chiarello : Food Network -

I got all the stuff to make Apple Clafouti yesterday to try it but then Brandon broke his foot and everything went to heck so if anyone else is as interested in trying this dish as I am, here’s a recipe!

eta: I’m not the only one to have this thought!  And Em Chen did a great job of being beautifully literary about the clafouti.

So yesterday Brandon broke his foot and I was going to stay home today to drive him to doctors but the doc wants the swelling to go down first so he’s going in tomorrow so I’m working today (gots to save the sick time because this will be a long recovery) and I have the most competent 7 year old in the world who has promised me she will take good care of her father and her sister so he isn’t walking but OH EM GEE y’all it’s taking all I have to sit here and not walk out the door and go home and take care of them.

breathe

y’all Brandon will text me if he needs me.  I can calm down, right?

Jul 27

Pro tip, if you are going to be spending way too long in a waiting room with children? Bring gummy bears. The girls are telling long involved stories about bears exploring the woods and they usually end up exploring a cave and being eaten.

Pro tip, if you are going to be spending way too long in a waiting room with children? Bring gummy bears. The girls are telling long involved stories about bears exploring the woods and they usually end up exploring a cave and being eaten.

Jul 26

I&#8217;ve got her back! It&#8217;s ridiculous how much I cried at that airport picking her up.

I’ve got her back! It’s ridiculous how much I cried at that airport picking her up.

Do you ever have one of those nights where your arms make no sense? How have I been sleeping with these things my whole life? Where do they go?

Jul 25

mborgomani said: Happy birthday!!! <3

Thank you thank you thank you!

4.5% of the way through 50 Shades and the only non white character just tried to sexually assault the main character. Insert all the eye rolls here.