Librarian Pirate

Aug 27

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

Brandon might be getting his cast off today and I am so excited for random creepy strangers making gross domestic violence jokes at us. “Did you forget to put your shoes on before kicking her?” “Lemme guess, you cheated and she broke your foot!” etc. Shut up.

My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Aug 25

avocadosalad said: I didn’t realize there were people that thought two spaces were proper. It’s wrong! I equate it w people making their essays look longer.

Well, whippersnapper, back in my day we were taught to use two spaces because that’s how the typewriters did it so why change a good thing? People less than a decade under me probably don’t have this problem - I’m a dying breed.

Dudes, I’ve been trying for years to insert only one space after a period and I don’t think it’s ever going to happen.  I am going to be a two spacer for life.  I am, however, getting good at finishing documents and setting it to find ”  ” and replace with ” “.

So I grabbed a thing of lotion from the box of random free samples of Lotion/old hotel lotion I keep in the bathroom. Later that night I was SO ITCHY. I just figured out why…

So I grabbed a thing of lotion from the box of random free samples of Lotion/old hotel lotion I keep in the bathroom. Later that night I was SO ITCHY. I just figured out why…

The tumblr app does this thing where it sends a picture to tumblr but my phone thinks it is still sending said picture and while later a second copy of said picture shows up on tumblr?  And my phone still says it’s uploading the snuggle party photo from earlier so y’all might get a second copy of that and I’ve got STUFF TO DO today so I’m only popping by right now during my break to say that I’m sorry if that shows up again but I’m not really because that was a picture of the best thing in the world so enjoy it if it comes up again.  You’re welcome.

ETA NEVERMIND!  It was taking hours to upload my ridiculous post about lotion from before work this morning!  

Do I really have to go to work?

Do I really have to go to work?

Aug 24

The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

Aug 23

Four peas in a pod

Four peas in a pod

Ugh, Buttercup is the worst.

My friend M and I are showing our kids The Princess Bride and we’re having trouble not quoting every line.

The cats are obsessed with Neil.

The cats are obsessed with Neil.

Aug 22

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librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

A production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat but all the songs are about poop.

Poop poop poop Joseph, you know what they say! Poop on there Joseph, you’ll make it someday! Poop poop poop Joseph poop till you…

Poop every poop on me,
Hide all the tp from me
Bar all the windows
And don’t light a candle.

If my poop were important I
Would ask will it become fertilizer
But I know the answers lie
In a farmers garden!