Librarian Pirate

Sep 02

Kaylee has decided it is her job to teach Pippa to read. She’s taking this very seriously.

Kaylee has decided it is her job to teach Pippa to read. She’s taking this very seriously.

And I hate that it’s a hot button political issue at all, ya know?  I mean - this isn’t some abstract for me, it’s my life.  Yes, bi people have straight passing privilege and all that whatever but still.  It’s my life.  Not some button you press at voting time.

I suck at making friends at the park.  I mean - I know you shouldn’t lecture little kids about political hot topics but when her son started yelling at my daughter about how girls should only marry boys and not other girls?  And Pippa starts defending herself that not only can girls marry other girls but boys can marry other boys?  I’m totally going to agree with Pippa that she’s right and as long as the two adults are into it they are legally allowed to get married here in Illinois.

Sep 01

love-and-radiation:

I don’t care if Superman can beat up Batman, why would he do that? If the question is, who would win in a ballroom dancing competition, well.

Pffft - Superman would not only win, he’d diffuse a handful of bombs while doing so!

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(via scaredystark)

I just told a long story to my husband that hinged on the listener knowing the song “you can do it” by ice cube. He didn’t know the song so he whole story was a bust.

I didn’t know there are Americans who didn’t know that song.

sirdef:

here’s a link to the leaked nudes if anyone wants them

or more accurately, here’s a link to a guardian article explaining that you’re a sack of shit if you seek out and look at those photos because it is a violation of their privacy 

if the living garbage pile that is the hacker that tore apart these people’s privacy posted their private pictures online and no one looked, responded, or cared to perpetuate the sick mentality wanting to see the private photos of celebrities, then we wouldn’t have a problem. the reason that assholes keep doing this is because it gets attention. stop giving it attention. stop perpetuating the cycle. read the guardian or the bbc or any respectable news organization if you want to keep up on what happened and the legal action that the celebrities might be taking against the hacker, as well as the investigation. do NOT seek out the images. do NOT click anywhere that might be posting them, do not support those websites

(via scaredystark)

Aug 31

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Aug 29

officialnatasharomanoff:

girls don’t want boys girls want deaf clint barton to be incorporated into the mcu

(via goodlyrottenapple)

I just broke my toe tripping over Brandon’s walking cast

I didn’t really. I’m sure I just jammed it and I’m being over dramatic. But ya think that’d get me in an Alanis Morissette song?

Aug 27

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND FRIENDS OF ALL AGES! [she was just talking to me] WELCOME TO AMAZING SWINGING TRICKS!"

Brandon might be getting his cast off today and I am so excited for random creepy strangers making gross domestic violence jokes at us. “Did you forget to put your shoes on before kicking her?” “Lemme guess, you cheated and she broke your foot!” etc. Shut up.

My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

My sister mar-see-ah is the greatest

Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Kaylee’s second day of school and Pippa’s first. I’m not gonna cry. I’m not gonna cry.

Aug 25

avocadosalad said: I didn’t realize there were people that thought two spaces were proper. It’s wrong! I equate it w people making their essays look longer.

Well, whippersnapper, back in my day we were taught to use two spaces because that’s how the typewriters did it so why change a good thing? People less than a decade under me probably don’t have this problem - I’m a dying breed.

Dudes, I’ve been trying for years to insert only one space after a period and I don’t think it’s ever going to happen.  I am going to be a two spacer for life.  I am, however, getting good at finishing documents and setting it to find ”  ” and replace with ” “.