August 24, 2014   32 notes   
The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

The girls found my wedding garter. Fury is a pretty pretty princess.

August 23, 2014   35 notes   
Four peas in a pod

Four peas in a pod

August 23, 2014   12 notes   

Ugh, Buttercup is the worst.

August 23, 2014   41 notes   

My friend M and I are showing our kids The Princess Bride and we’re having trouble not quoting every line.

August 23, 2014   20 notes   
The cats are obsessed with Neil.

The cats are obsessed with Neil.

August 22, 2014   51 notes   
August 22, 2014   51 notes   

librarianpirate:

librarianpirate:

A production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat but all the songs are about poop.

Poop poop poop Joseph, you know what they say! Poop on there Joseph, you’ll make it someday! Poop poop poop Joseph poop till you drop! We’ve pooped the poop and your poop is on top.

There’s one more poop in a buttocks. There’s one more poop in your pants. But Pooper the poops that you pooped out (both big and small) smell real bad!

August 22, 2014   51 notes   

librarianpirate:

A production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat but all the songs are about poop.

Poop poop poop Joseph, you know what they say! Poop on there Joseph, you’ll make it someday! Poop poop poop Joseph poop till you drop! We’ve pooped the poop and your poop is on top.

August 22, 2014   95,871 notes   

iwriteaboutfeminism:

#Community

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August 22, 2014   51 notes   

A production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat but all the songs are about poop.

August 20, 2014   12,045 notes   
August 19, 2014   32,164 notes   
mominleggings:

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.
Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

They have not been found.

mominleggings:

michiko-malandro:

exquisiteblackpeople:

Please take a moment of your day to help this family get a amber alert going for these two little ones. If you see them call police or crime stoppers at 1-800-speakup.

Click here

this is serious, they were in custody of their mother and she was found deceased

They have not been found.

August 19, 2014   237,069 notes   

surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

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August 19, 2014   44 notes   

amandabees said: Do you have a good tag that I should follow for bedtime stories to read aloud to 6-8 year olds? My list currently includes Roald Dahl (generally), Harry Potter (the series), Jules Verne (Journey to the Center of the Earth), Little House on the Prairie (the series, which my parents read to me), Ramona Quimby.

jennafreedman:

Shoot—I honestly don’t know and don’t have the wherewithal at the moment to research read-aloud hashtags myself right now. 

TUMBLARIANS BAT-SIGNAL - PLEASE REBLOG

I don’t know any good hashtags but we’ve been putting the children’s librarians stuff in the YSTumblarian tag and anyone who posts in there would probably love being asked for recommendations. Let me know which ones were your favorites and I’ll gladly give you a list! Off the top of my head, Anything by Brian Jaques, Fortunately, the Milk by Neil Gaiman, the Keena Ford series by Melissa Thompson, anything by Grace Lin (esp Where the Mountain Meets the Moon or The Year of the Dog), anything by Andrew Clements (Frindle, No Talking, The Jacket, and The Janitor’s Boy are my personal favorites).

I could go on but if you have anything special you like (Horror? Try Always October by Bruce Coville! Sci Fi? Try Jacob Wonderbar and the Cosmic Space Kapow by Nathan Bransford!) then please Ask me and I’ll gladly give some more ideas.

August 19, 2014   115,289 notes   

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

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