Months later and they’re still loving their dolls.
Also this? Right here? Is why (citation needed) is one of my favorite blogs ever.
Dog owners are weird. I’ve seen this post around and around and around and similar posts like it and - I never make my cats guess who’s the best kitty cat in the world! I start off with that shit. “You’re the best kitty cat in the whole world!” “YOU are the cat of all cats!” I think if I ever tried to make Fury or Nenene guess who the best cat in the whole world was they’d be all “bitch, please. We all know it’s me.”
(And no, there is nothing wrong with them both being the best cat in the whole world. Because they are. And so are Eleanor and Freya. And so are your cats.)
(when the world just seems like much too much and I want to throw it all away and start anew? I restart my cookie clicker. It’s remarkably cathartic.)
Back to school meets nutrition standards
I helped a patron on the phone just now with a downloadable book problem and when I explained how to get where he wanted to be and he followed my instructions and it worked? He said “Woah! Look at the big brains on you!”
So. Tumblr. Look at the big brains on me.
I think maybe they were going to be characters in my great epic children’s fantasy novel?
Oh my gosh! Hahaha - I also went through this phase in college where I bought a used animal encyclopedia and I cut the animals up and mixed them together and was going to be a ~*~great artist~*~
I am cleaning and I found these gorgeous examples of my college doodles in stone old notebooks. I’m quite proud of my college self. That completed one took forever.
It has been really cloudy for all three super moons this summer and I’m super angry about it.
I am just one big bug bite. All my bug bites came overlapped and combined to make one big hunk of itchy flesh.
I always feel like my intense passion for librarianship and the service we do for the public comes off as disingenuous bullshit on paper. I just really believe in this job and think I’d be great at that but how can I say that without seeming like I’m saying just what I think they want to hear?
OH MY GOODNESS
So Brandon used to be a waiter and we are very anti not tipping waiters no matter how bad the service is.
Tonight? We got served and then we sat there for 40 minutes. FORTY MINUTES before he took our order. Then everything was beyond ridiculously slow, he forgot multiple things we’d ordered, brought the girls the wrong drinks, brought the check then wouldn’t take the credit card for 15 minutes. We sat at that table for over two hours. Oh mah goodness.
Anyway - for tip? Brandon wrote “the service was mediocre at best” then calculated a 15% tip and gave him one penny less than 15%. It was an asshole move but for serious. They were Saturday night busy but not wildly busy and the problem wasn’t the kitchens or him having tons of other tables, he was just bad. So. 15% minus a penny.
We are at a restaurant that has football on but we are not a family that knows much about football
Are we rooting for the red guys or the white guys?
Whichever you want to.
Which league are they in?
I'm not sure. I didn't know you knew about football leagues!
Sure! There's, like, the Justice League and the Injustice League and... I'm sure there are some others too.