April 8, 2014   33 notes

last week I was given three “drop everything and do this right away” sorts of projects on Wednesday. Thursday I had two programs, a meeting, and so I got just a little bit done.  Friday I was sick.  Sunday I was only in 4 hours, was on desk the whole time, and we were busy.  Yesterday and Today I worked my butt off (despite a program and 2 meetings) and got the two biggest and most important done.  One more to go!  I am quite proud of myself.

April 8, 2014   34 notes
So our 25 year old microwave died, we got a new one, and the stop/start buttons are in opposite spots from the old microwave.  Hour many times in the past 2 weeks have I thought I started the microwave only to have… Not started the microwave?

So our 25 year old microwave died, we got a new one, and the stop/start buttons are in opposite spots from the old microwave. Hour many times in the past 2 weeks have I thought I started the microwave only to have… Not started the microwave?

April 6, 2014   62 notes

(OH MY GOD you guys, I just had the best conversation with a 3 year old girl who was telling me how great she is at search and find books and I was ooing and ahing and then I asked her if she is going to be a detective when she grows up and she said “no.  A geologist!” and I think I died a little.  Why are kids such perfection?)

April 6, 2014   25 notes
April 5, 2014   37 notes

Tonight I taught the girls that game where you write letters on your sister’s back and your sister guesses the letter. Kaylee could get something that Pippa was drawing so she asked for a description.

"A line here at the top, a line down the middle, a line at the bottom, a wing over here, and a wing over here."

"Some sort of weird B?"

"no! An I with wings!"

April 5, 2014   13 notes

Everything is Sam Wilson and nothing hurts

April 5, 2014   57 notes
My captain Americas are sillier than yours

My captain Americas are sillier than yours

April 5, 2014   74 notes

Ugh. The protesters at the planned parenthood near my house always make me irrationally angry

One of these days I am going to show up with my item signs and join them. “I an proud of you for making your own choices” “sorry these guys are being douches” “you are doing great”

April 5, 2014   30 notes

I’m human again!

Now to delete the sick blogging from my gross blog and I can pretend I’ve always been not vomitous

April 4, 2014   18,270 notes

name redacted because racism:

Social Justice Warrior?? okay but we’re gonna need a Social Justice Thief and a Social Justice Cleric cuz I’m a Social Justice Witch and don’t have party heals. Might need a Social Justice Paladin if the war isn’t specced into defense plus maybe another Social Justice DPS to round the party out

(via ellahitzgerald)

April 4, 2014   40 notes
Kaylee built a country this morning.  Perfect child.  She is trying to make me feel better “with my love because your love always makes me feel better.”

Kaylee built a country this morning. Perfect child. She is trying to make me feel better “with my love because your love always makes me feel better.”

April 3, 2014   37 notes

I love that when my brother in law has a pirate joke emergency he knows just who to text.

I also love having the sort of family that has pirate joke emergencies.

April 3, 2014   25 notes

Watching Captain America the first with the girls

We’ve decided to change Red Skull’s name to Red Poophead.

April 3, 2014   28 notes

shame SHAME

librarianpirate:

A book on the worst oil spills ever?  Copyright date 1991?  Guess who JUST GOT AROUND TO WEEDING THIS!  

in my (questionable) defense, it circulated!  So it never showed up on my dead reports (books that haven’t circulated in 18 months)!  But is it a good defense that I let my patrons read dated information?  No, it is not.

April 3, 2014   28 notes

shame SHAME

A book on the worst oil spills ever?  Copyright date 1991?  Guess who JUST GOT AROUND TO WEEDING THIS!