October 14, 2014   46 notes   

I was trying to remind my daughter to take off her glasses before sleep and I couldn’t remember the words so my mouth said “don’t forget to take off the … headphones for your face.”

I think I need to use the sleep.

October 14, 2014   32 notes   
October 14, 2014   32 notes   

So we’ve had Halloween discussions this year. First the girls wanted to be the Guardians of the Galaxy then Pokemen, Mario Cart characters, and now Pippa wants to be Snow White and Kaylee wants to be Kate Bishop which means I can be whatever because I don’t think I can string those two into a coherent family costume? So I’m thinking Jareth. Because tumbowielarians show their pride, right?

What are y’all going to be for Halloween?

October 13, 2014   15 notes   

I’m catching up on Doctor Who and I’m on mobile so I can’t cut but I have one little semi spoiler rant to scroll on by.

What the mother eff is the Doctor doing telling people they aren’t special? That isn’t my Doctor.

October 13, 2014   50 notes   

annaverity:

The ghost of Columbus haunts this world
Because you’re still conquering America
The meek won’t survive to inherit this earth
Because you’re still conquering America

Found bodies to serve, submit, and degrade
While you were conquering America
Made us soldiers and junkies, prisoners and slaves
While you were conquering America

(via clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead)

October 13, 2014   23 notes   
I’m in the business of making my kids’ dreams come true. And I made one deconstructed for Kaylee because she did not request this monstrosity.

I’m in the business of making my kids’ dreams come true. And I made one deconstructed for Kaylee because she did not request this monstrosity.

October 13, 2014   50 notes   

“ You know what I’m going to do when I grow up? I’m going to get some cheese and some chocolate chips and some DORITOS! And I’m going to put them in separate bowls then pour them all into the same bowl then I’m going to add whipped cream and make A CAKE! ”

Pippa has important life goals

October 13, 2014   45 notes   
Oh my dear Lord in heaven this is amazing.

Oh my dear Lord in heaven this is amazing.

October 13, 2014   18,548 notes   
cherrispryte:

drdisgruntledphd:

hariettubs-undrgrnd-anaconda-prk:

thatdudeemu:

tvsand16s:

Cornel West arrested in Ferguson (10/13/14). That’s how they’re feeling out there. Wow. 

Wow!

Now.

Bad move, STL PD.

Holy shit. 

He warned us last night!  He said “I didn’t come here to give a speech, I came here to go to jail.”  I love him so much
(source)

cherrispryte:

drdisgruntledphd:

hariettubs-undrgrnd-anaconda-prk:

thatdudeemu:

tvsand16s:

Cornel West arrested in Ferguson (10/13/14). That’s how they’re feeling out there. Wow. 

Wow!

Now.

Bad move, STL PD.

Holy shit. 

He warned us last night!  He said “I didn’t come here to give a speech, I came here to go to jail.”  I love him so much

(source)

(via bapgeek2geekbap)

October 12, 2014   18 notes   
So the girls have discovered the dadaesque poetry of predictive texts. With peoplearemostlycrap

So the girls have discovered the dadaesque poetry of predictive texts. With peoplearemostlycrap

October 11, 2014   19 notes   
When Christopher Columbus wears red pantaloons and rides a red dinosaur it looks like he’s got a goblin king style cod piece.

When Christopher Columbus wears red pantaloons and rides a red dinosaur it looks like he’s got a goblin king style cod piece.

October 11, 2014   55 notes   
Pippa and the best tower ever

Pippa and the best tower ever

October 11, 2014   15 notes   

(technically “lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey” is Klingon for “My hovercraft is full of eels” and I’m loopy enough today that I’m giggling like crazy over my own joke.  So.  Laugh with [or at] me.)

October 11, 2014   26,449 notes   

Let’s write “I Love You” in different languages

spoopyconfirmedmotherfuckers:

reflectingiridescent:

littlereddove:

cassidysduckling:

carolinas-dreams:

tvd-arrow-jarley:

bowbbysinger:

pancakelester:

timidchild:

riceisholy:

ghostlyspades:

creepyjean:

ghostiane:

Je t’aime (French)

Aishiteru (Japanese)

Saranghaeyo (Korean)

Te amo (Spanish)

Mahal kita (Tagalog)

Я люблю тебя (Russian)

Ik hou van jou (Dutch) 

I need you (Supernatural)

Ti amo (Italian)

I trust you (Arrow)

My gift to you is good memories, a good life for you and Henry. (Once Upon A Time)

我爱你 (Mandarin)

Ich liebe dich (German)

image (ASL)

lupDujHomwIj luteb gharghmey (Klingon)

(Source: rebeccastarlight, via bethanyactually)

October 11, 2014   37 notes   

Aesthetic: a haunted house that is haunted by multiple tiny haunted houses.