September 10, 2014   110,416 notes   

thatdudeemu:

darvinasafo:

Rest In Power

Boyce “Scoop” Coleman

RIP

(via bapgeek2geekbap)

September 10, 2014   39 notes   
iamdawt
Months later and they’re still loving their dolls.

iamdawt
Months later and they’re still loving their dolls.

September 10, 2014   236 notes   
citationneeded:

Concert etiquette
Link

Also this?  Right here?  Is why (citation needed) is one of my favorite blogs ever.

citationneeded:

Concert etiquette

Link

Also this?  Right here?  Is why (citation needed) is one of my favorite blogs ever.

September 10, 2014   35 notes   

Dog owners are weird. I’ve seen this post around and around and around and similar posts like it and - I never make my cats guess who’s the best kitty cat in the world! I start off with that shit. “You’re the best kitty cat in the whole world!” “YOU are the cat of all cats!” I think if I ever tried to make Fury or Nenene guess who the best cat in the whole world was they’d be all “bitch, please. We all know it’s me.”

(And no, there is nothing wrong with them both being the best cat in the whole world. Because they are. And so are Eleanor and Freya. And so are your cats.)

September 9, 2014   31 notes   

(when the world just seems like much too much and I want to throw it all away and start anew?  I restart my cookie clicker.  It’s remarkably cathartic.)

September 9, 2014   42 notes   
Back to school meets nutrition standards

Back to school meets nutrition standards

September 9, 2014   59 notes   

I helped a patron on the phone just now with a downloadable book problem and when I explained how to get where he wanted to be and he followed my instructions and it worked? He said “Woah! Look at the big brains on you!”

So. Tumblr. Look at the big brains on me.

September 8, 2014   11 notes   

I think maybe they were going to be characters in my great epic children’s fantasy novel?

September 8, 2014   33 notes   
Oh my gosh! Hahaha - I also went through this phase in college where I bought a used animal encyclopedia and I cut the animals up and mixed them together and was going to be a ~*~great artist~*~

Oh my gosh! Hahaha - I also went through this phase in college where I bought a used animal encyclopedia and I cut the animals up and mixed them together and was going to be a ~*~great artist~*~

September 8, 2014   46 notes   

I am cleaning and I found these gorgeous examples of my college doodles in stone old notebooks. I’m quite proud of my college self. That completed one took forever.

September 8, 2014   19 notes   
It has been really cloudy for all three super moons this summer and I’m super angry about it.

It has been really cloudy for all three super moons this summer and I’m super angry about it.

September 7, 2014   26 notes   
I am just one big bug bite. All my bug bites came overlapped and combined to make one big hunk of itchy flesh.

I am just one big bug bite. All my bug bites came overlapped and combined to make one big hunk of itchy flesh.

September 7, 2014   59 notes   

I always feel like my intense passion for librarianship and the service we do for the public comes off as disingenuous bullshit on paper.  I just really believe in this job and think I’d be great at that but how can I say that without seeming like I’m saying just what I think they want to hear?

September 6, 2014   33 notes   

OH MY GOODNESS

So Brandon used to be a waiter and we are very anti not tipping waiters no matter how bad the service is.

But.

Tonight?  We got served and then we sat there for 40 minutes.  FORTY MINUTES before he took our order.  Then everything was beyond ridiculously slow, he forgot multiple things we’d ordered, brought the girls the wrong drinks, brought the check then wouldn’t take the credit card for 15 minutes.  We sat at that table for over two hours.  Oh mah goodness.

Anyway - for tip?  Brandon wrote “the service was mediocre at best” then calculated a 15% tip and gave him one penny less than 15%.  It was an asshole move but for serious.  They were Saturday night busy but not wildly busy and the problem wasn’t the kitchens or him having tons of other tables, he was just bad.  So.  15% minus a penny.

September 6, 2014   62 notes   

We are at a restaurant that has football on but we are not a family that knows much about football