One day, a man went outside and found a little snail on his lawn. He didn’t want the snail to kill his plants, so he picked it up and threw it as hard as he could.
Two years later, he walked outside and found another snail. When he bent down to pick it up, he heard it shout at him, “WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?”
January 17, 2012
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