Librarian Pirate

Books, babies (well, a toddler and a kid but that isn't alliterative!), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.

Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.

the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com

nounsandbooks asked: Kid #1 says, "We're going to go see a movie about pirates!" All the kids get excited. They stroll on down to the movie theater, proudly present their money, and are, sadly, told they can't attend the film. "Why not?" Kid #1 asks, his face falling. "Sorry," says the ticket-taker, "it's rated Arrrrrrgh."

Oh!  Oh!  I EFFING LOVE PIRATE JOKES!

1 month ago on January 17, 2012 at 03:33pm with 12 notes
  1. itonlylookslikeimincharge said: …because of all the booty!
  2. -periodic-meltdowns- said: What do chemists use to make guacamole? Avogadros.
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