nounsandbooks asked: Kid #1 says, "We're going to go see a movie about pirates!" All the kids get excited. They stroll on down to the movie theater, proudly present their money, and are, sadly, told they can't attend the film. "Why not?" Kid #1 asks, his face falling. "Sorry," says the ticket-taker, "it's rated Arrrrrrgh."
Oh! Oh! I EFFING LOVE PIRATE JOKES!
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…because of all the booty!
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What do chemists use to make guacamole? Avogadros.
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