January 17, 2012   20 notes

nebraska-admiral:

annotations replied to your post: A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says…

Two muffins are in an oven. One of them turns to the other and says, “Man, it’s getting hot in here.” The other muffin turns to him and says, “Holy shit—talking muffin!”

Love this joke. 

I used to be able to tell this one in French!  But I am no longer smart enough.

(Source: nesbittslimesoda)

  1. annotations said: do you know the joke that is like this joke, but about whales? it is equally awesome, but troublesome to reproduce in writing because it requires making whale song for a longer than necessary length of time.
  2. librarianpirate reblogged this from nesbittslimesoda and added:
    I used to be able to tell this one in French! But I am no longer smart enough.
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