Librarian Pirate

Books, babies (well, a toddler and a kid but that isn't alliterative!), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.

Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.

the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com

JOKES!

rosa—sparks:

minisparks has a joke book that I, not going to lie, weep with laughter reading. Even she’s like, mama, these jokes aren’t that funny.

This is my favorite joke in the book, thus far.

Why did the doofus throw himself out of the window?

Because he wanted to test his jump suit.

LO-FUCKING-L.