Pips (deep voice): I’m SUPERMAN!
Pips (high voice): Yes you are!
P(dv): I haff a CAPE!
P(hv): You haff a RED cape!
P(dv): MY CAPE IS RED!
P(hv): You haff number FIVE! (To be fair the S on his chest TOTALLY looks like a number 5)
P(dv): (gasp) I do! I haff a number and that number is 5!
P(hv): WHERE ARE YOU ARMS?
P(dv): I haff no arms
P(hv): OH NO WHERE ARE YOUR ARMS?
P(dv): Some people juss have no arms
P(hv): NO ARMS?
P(dv): Yup. Supaman just has no arms
P(hv): OH! OK!
P(dv): I can FLY! DUH duh duh DAAAAAHHHH!
P(hv): YOU CAN FLY WIFF NO ARMS!
P(dv): SUPAMAN NOT NEED ARMS TO FLYYYY! DUH DUH DUH DAAAAAAH!
(I feel like I’m listening to some sort of disabled people acceptance PSA on TV. And it’s kinda awesome.)
(Also yes I parked before I turned around to take this picture.)
