Librarian Pirate

Books, babies (well, a toddler and a kid but that isn't alliterative!), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.

Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.

the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com

Pips (deep voice): I’m SUPERMAN!
Pips (high voice): Yes you are!
P(dv): I haff a CAPE!
P(hv): You haff a RED cape!
P(dv): MY CAPE IS RED!
P(hv): You haff number FIVE! (To be fair the S on his chest TOTALLY looks like a number 5)
P(dv): (gasp) I do! I haff a number and that number is 5!
P(hv): WHERE ARE YOU ARMS?
P(dv): I haff no arms
P(hv): OH NO WHERE ARE YOUR ARMS?
P(dv): Some people juss have no arms
P(hv): NO ARMS?
P(dv): Yup. Supaman just has no arms
P(hv): OH! OK!
P(dv): I can FLY! DUH duh duh DAAAAAHHHH!
P(hv): YOU CAN FLY WIFF NO ARMS!
P(dv): SUPAMAN NOT NEED ARMS TO FLYYYY! DUH DUH DUH DAAAAAAH!

(I feel like I’m listening to some sort of disabled people acceptance PSA on TV. And it’s kinda awesome.)

(Also yes I parked before I turned around to take this picture.)

  1. fromthishilltop said: Awh that solo conversation made me smile!
  2. yestimgunn said: YOUR CHILDREN ARE A NATIONAL TREASURE.
  3. erikawithac said: “some people juss have no arms” children are truly the future
  4. theybuildbuildings said: oh my god she is too cute
  5. hiddenpattern said: Your children are magical. They give me hope for this world.
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