Librarian Pirate

Books, babies (well, a toddler and a kid but that isn't alliterative!), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.

Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.

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Pips and Kins tell a gruesome bedtime story.

  • P: Once upon a time there was Diego.
  • LP: And what did he do?
  • P: He rescued his sister!
  • LP: Oh! Good for him! From what? Why did she need rescuing?
  • P: From THE MONSTER!
  • LP: Oh! What did he use to rescue her?
  • P: He used his flashlight! The monster said ROAR and ATE HIM!
  • K: And THEN what happened?
  • P: Diego's sister was in the tummy too and she found Diego with the flashlight!
  • K: And did they cut their way out of the tummy?
  • LP: ew
  • P: YES! And they rescued themselves!
  • LP: Ew.
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