January 18, 2012   40 notes

“ Once upon a time I fell in love with a hot dog and I kissed him but he said, “why do you love me? I’m not a person, I’m a food.” And I said, “but I fell in love with you!” And he said, “whatever, you don’t have to kiss me.” And I said, “but I love you!” And then he disappeared. And then he reappeared in my tummy. But I didn’t eat him! He just teler-a-ported or somefing. ”

Sorry for the ridiculous story spam but Kins wanted to tell a story too and it really was fantastic so I’m sharing it.

  1. former-contender said: that is an AMAZING story.
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