Librarian Pirate
Books, babies (well, a toddler and a kid but that isn't alliterative!), social justice (throwing alliteration completely out the door), general geekery (welcome back! Although it's a cheating sort of alliteration with the hard g following the soft g), and random wildness.Missing Colorado's mountains but loving Chicagoland.
the.librarian.pirate at gmail dot com
Once upon a time I fell in love with a hot dog and I kissed him but he said, “why do you love me? I’m not a person, I’m a food.” And I said, “but I fell in love with you!” And he said, “whatever, you don’t have to kiss me.” And I said, “but I love you!” And then he disappeared. And then he reappeared in my tummy. But I didn’t eat him! He just teler-a-ported or somefing.
Sorry for the ridiculous story spam but Kins wanted to tell a story too and it really was fantastic so I’m sharing it.