February 11, 2012   54 notes

I feel now is a good time to remind people:

mar-see-ah:

It’s the INTERNET and your mom circa 1995 was right and not everyone is who and what they claim to be.

Okay OKAY I admit I am not really your adorable younger librarian sister. I’m a fraud. I pay these random cute neighborhood kids to pretend to be my children a la Help Wanted Kids and I spend my days trying to think of interesting things that might be happenning to me if I were a librarian (Pro tip: Do not come in 3 effing days before Valentine’s Day and demand a specific Valentine’s book to read at your child’s classrom’s Valentine’s Day party. Have some wiggle room. Try being ok with a book about friendship [like Leonardo the Terrible Monster] or love [like Martina the Beautiful Cockroach] or Hugs and Kisses because let me tell you we have 2 Valentine’s books left right now and they are both nonfiction and I would not recommend either one for a storytime. Just FYI). It’s a fulfilling life.

  1. neffsays said: Wait, what? What happened? Do I need to keep scrolling?
  2. ideleteme said: Does this mean I’m really employed and confident? IT’S AN INTERNET MIRACLE!
  3. operationfailure said: What Samara said. I even bought a magnifying glass… I doubt it will help, it just makes me feel sleuthy.
  4. whiskey-robot said: You mean everyone is not wonderful?!?! :(
  5. librarianpirate reblogged this from mar-see-ah and added:
    Okay OKAY I admit I am not really...adorable younger librarian sister. I’m a fraud. I pay...
  6. duck-and-penguin reblogged this from mar-see-ah
  7. bthny said: SO CURIOUS. and nosy.
  8. kittykittybangbang said: I am feeling really nosy and would love to know what this is about but I totally understand if you can’t say anymore. But oh will it eat away at me.
  9. samaralex said: Gavin and I have a theory that someone on Tumblr that we recently got to know is not a hot girl, but is instead a dude. We’re going to crack this case.