I feel now is a good time to remind people:
It’s the INTERNET and your mom circa 1995 was right and not everyone is who and what they claim to be.
Okay OKAY I admit I am not really your adorable younger librarian sister. I’m a fraud. I pay these random cute neighborhood kids to pretend to be my children a la Help Wanted Kids and I spend my days trying to think of interesting things that might be happenning to me if I were a librarian (Pro tip: Do not come in 3 effing days before Valentine’s Day and demand a specific Valentine’s book to read at your child’s classrom’s Valentine’s Day party. Have some wiggle room. Try being ok with a book about friendship [like Leonardo the Terrible Monster] or love [like Martina the Beautiful Cockroach] or Hugs and Kisses because let me tell you we have 2 Valentine’s books left right now and they are both nonfiction and I would not recommend either one for a storytime. Just FYI). It’s a fulfilling life.