Did I ever tell y’all about the time my husband was wearing his Bizarro shirt and this teenager came up to him and said, “if you’re going to wear a knock-off superhero shirt, at least try and find one that got the colors right.”
Brandon just thanked him for his insight and went back to what we were doing but ohhhhh we laugh about it a lot.
(This random anecdote brought to you by the librarian who just ordered a fun looking Bizarro chapter book for her collection. Let this be a lesson to you, folks. Don’t ever be a jackass know-it-all teenager or years later people will still be laughing at you.) (Full disclosure? At some point we all are jackass know-it-all teenagers.)