Texts from Brandon aka I wish I was home with my sick biologist baby

February 16, 2013 48 notes

Kaylee: [all in one breath, no periods] I sometimes wonder if crocodiles have flexible bones because they curl up so well, and they're kind of like peacocks because they sleep all night like they are a ball with one foot and i don't remember if i mean peacocks or flamingos I wouldn't be a good flamingo i would have to go to bed cause and did you know monkeys are so cool, wait i mean sloths cause they sleep in trees upside down the sloths are upside down not the trees and they don't join in races because they're so sloooooooooooooow and it's no fun to never win all they don't even play which is also no fun, i guess it works be no fun to be a sloth, the funnest animal to be would be a sea horse cause they can bounce and dance in water, they're like undersea living beings

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