February 18, 2013   137 notes

Fox & Friends, tired of all their other wars, goes after Wiccans

reallyfoxnews:

“Every Wiccan I’ve known is either a compulsive Dungeons & Dragons player or is a middle-aged twice divorced older woman living in a rural area who works as a midwife.”

h/t connivingwitch

I’m trying to imagine what a compulsive D&D player is like.  Like - when you walk into a room do you roll a perception check?  If you roll high you greet your friends, if you roll low you pretend you don’t see them.  When you walk down the stairs you roll an agility check.  You roll a 1 and you throw yourself down the stairs.  You get mad at someone and you point at them and say, “rocks fall, everyone dies.”  I don’t understand?  But that does sound kinda fun.  I’m about to do a storytime (rolls dice) NATURAL 20!  ALL Y’ALL better get down here because this is going to be ONE HECK of a storytime.  (NB4R - the theme is food so you know it’s going to be OFF THE HOOK!)

ETA: Nuditea, did you say something like this once?  I feel like you did.

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    As a former Wiccan I feel obligated to share this.
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    Tabletop gaming and divorced women! Literally the worst things a Republican can think of! Funny enough, I’m pretty sure...
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    This is clearly not the brightest thing for them to do. They have clearly not heard of my lovely friend Lori Bruno.
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    Yeeeah. This is my surprised face. Tucker old bean, I find myself kind of doubting you actually know any Wiccans. Oh...
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