January 17, 2012   39 notes

A joke for librarianpirate

notnadia:

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NAAAAAAAAA

January 17, 2012   33 notes

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon

January 17, 2012   25 notes

What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

January 17, 2012   25 notes

librariesandlemonade:

One day, a man went outside and found a little snail on his lawn. He didn’t want the snail to kill his plants, so he picked it up and threw it as hard as he could.

Two years later, he walked outside and found another snail. When he bent down to pick it up, he heard it shout at him, “WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?”

January 17, 2012   67 notes
January 17, 2012   46 notes

Two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street.  One said, “OH NO!  I just lost an electron.”  The other one said “are you sure?”  The first one nodded.  ”I’m positive.

January 17, 2012   103 notes

A neutron walks into a bar. “How much for a drink?” he asks the bartender.

“For you?  No charge.”