Actually I was taught at home that it’s rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.
if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?
They ship of theseus’d my girl
Can’t have shit in Detroit
this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.
call that the meme of theseus thesis
tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat
my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke
replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man
*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go
We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this
no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure
*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see
“average social media contains 3 memes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average social media contains 0 memes per year. Memes Tumblr, who lives in cave & memes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!
I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!
‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!
Oh, tumblr, my love. How could I tell the other social medias and not you? In my defense it has been a weird morning.
Last night my friend posted this incredible photo in our group chat because her order had arrived, and I replied, “hey! Those don’t come out until October!” because I’m a doofus. But today my coloring books are officially out in the world! I’m (technically) a published author!
Go read about Pippa the Unicorn and Kaylee the princess learning to make pizza! Or learn some groovy animal facts! Read the silly dad jokes at the end! Demand your local bookstore buy them or order them online - they’re currently cheaper at bookshop.org than Amazon.
I don’t get any royalties on these, but I do have a secret hope they ask me to do more because writing these was one of the more fun things I’ve ever done.
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president
Update:
With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)
I’ve just had two kids in a row brag to me about how full and exciting their bookshelves at home are. Pfft, as if I care.
PSYCH! I adore it! Please tell me all about your favorite books and the way you like to rearrange them and what you learned from the book about bones you got last year as an SRP prize. I want to know it all.
My coworker is on vacation this week so I get to step in for Pokémon Club tonight! Should I be low key and wear my eeve sweatshirt or should I go all out and wear my gengar onesie?
My coworker is on vacation this week so I get to step in for Pokémon Club tonight! Should I be low key and wear my eeve sweatshirt or should I go all out and wear my gengar onesie?
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